So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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