Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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