How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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