Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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