She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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