we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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