Taylor Swift is so right about you.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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