So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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