he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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