Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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