CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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