Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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