A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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