did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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