While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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