these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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