Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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