2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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