Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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