***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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