i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
There's always time for handjobs
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Randomize
