Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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