The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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