Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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