you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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