Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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