idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
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