I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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