dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
we made out on top of his cat.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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