All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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