I feel great
I just peed on a car
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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