She went from zero to smokin in five shots
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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