Don't you send me to vm
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
now i know why i became what i already was.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
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