we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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