On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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