hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
you traded sex for a burrito?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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