i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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