As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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