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say what?
wanna hang out?
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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