Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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