Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
he fucked my hip out of place.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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