Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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