your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Porn is love you can see.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
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