Is it normal to miss your booty call?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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