if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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