Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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