guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
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