this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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