His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
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