last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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