Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
you told grandpa to call you daddy
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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