return my video game
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
that is very illegal...i love you.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Randomize
