better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Randomize
