Non-Jews are for practice
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
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