i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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