Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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